ฟังเพลงNo Shoes

One, two, three, four

I had no shoes and I complained

Until I met a man who had no feet

That's really beat

I had no feet and I complained

Until I met a man who had no knees

That was his disease

I had no knees and I complained

Until I met a man and you know what?

He had no butt

I had no butt and I complained about it all

And then I met a man, who had no balls

I had no balls and I complained

Until I met a man who had no guts

No balls, no butt, and now no guts

I had no guts and I complained

Until I met a man who had no heart

The most important part

I had no heart and I complained I did not understand

And then I met a man who had no hands

I had no hands and I complained

Until I met a man who was a wreck

He had no neck!

I had no neck and I complained

Until I met a man who had no chin

Some folks loose

Some folks win

I had no chin and I complained

Until I met a man who had no nose

That really blows!

I had no nose and I complained

Until I met a man who never cried

He had no eyes

I had no eyes and I complained

Until I met a man who felt no pain

He had no brain!

I had no brain and I complained

Until I met a man who had no head

As good as dead

I had no head and I complained

Until I met a man who had no hair

There was nothin' there

I had no hair and I complained

Until I met a man who had no hat

Picture that

Not even a hat

I had no hat and I complained

Until I met a man who had no sky

No reason why

I had no sky and I complained

Until I met a man who had no stars

He had no stars?

No Venus or Mars!

No Venus or Mars?

And not any stars!

I had no stars and I complained

Until I met a man who had no god

That's rather odd

I had no god and I complained

Until I met a man who had no faith

Nothin' just in case

I had no faith and I complained

Until I met a man who had no love

Nothin' to dream of!

I had no love and I complained

Until I met a man who had no hope

At the end of his rope

I had no hope and I complained

Until I met a man who had no luck

That really sucks!

I had no luck and I complained

That I had nothin' left to loose

And then I met a man who had no shoes