ฟังเพลงThe Plan

The Plan - Christopher Sieber/'Death Becomes Her' Original Broadway Cast

Lyrics by：Julia Mattison/Noel Carey

Composed by：Julia Mattison/Noel Carey

Produced by：Sean Patrick Flahaven/Scott M. Riesett/Julia Mattison/Noel Carey

Oh boy

Alright here's the plan

It's the best plan you've ever had

And you're gonna say the plan right now

Right now

Step one

Uh surgical tools surgical tools

We got pliers clamps forceps

You know what

Let's just take all of that

Step two

Uh gloves

Gotta keep clean from the blood

And if there isn't blood it's probably 'cause

They're cadavers and cadavers don't bleed

Step three

Another drink

You're gonna need another drink to think

There's a lot going on

Gotta keep your head on straight ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Tools check booze check

Now go upstairs and reattach that neck

Then off you go and no one will know

That the women are dead but they're alive

They're dead but they're alive

Step one

New step

Gonna start it with a whole new step

Step one is a whole new step this time

So everybody just look out

Step two

Ooh get glue

Hot glue superglue Elmer's

Something to seal up all the cuts and the cracks

And the flaps pulled back on the skin

Oh the skin

What do I do

The two of them are turning blue

And their makeup won't stick

So I guess I have to seal that in

Oh my God oh God

Oh Ernest

What a mess oh God

If this gets in the press

You'll be cancelled you'll be shamed

You'll watch your life go up in flames

You'll die and desecrate the Menville family name

No

You're Ernest Menville damnit

Surgeon to the stars

If someone needs a nose they come to you

You fix faces and butts

You sew lacerations and cuts

So what's the difference with a big ol' hole

That Jesus Christ you can see right through

Clay

You need clay

You need clay to fill the hole in the lady

That's a good idea

Well thank you friend

You ain't so bad yourself

Okay

Next step

Uh what do we got what do we got

We got Mod Podge Mod Podge

Acrylic Sealant Spray

Ooh pray spaint I mean spray paint

You just need a little spray paint

It's thin it'll stick to the skin on it's own

And it comes in a variety of flesh-colored tones

Oh my god I think I did it

I don't know if I did

But I really think I did it

A little airbrush here shadow there

Basic care to the nails and hair

A quick shellac for the wear and tear

And wham yes

You're Ernest Menville damnit

Surgeon to the stars

You gave Cher the cheeks she has today

You fix boobies and necks

You graft the fat and they write the check

So who's to say you can't Bob Ross

A little zombie decay huh

You're Ernest Menville damnit

Surgeon to the stars

The steadiest hands in all of LA

Ha-ha-ha-ha

Who's capable and coveted

And a towering six-foot-three

Ernest Menville MD

Ernest

Menville

Ernest

Menville

Ernest

Menville

Ernest

Menville

Ernest

Menville

Ernest

Menville

You're Ernest Menville damnit

Surgeon to the stars

Steadiest hands in all of LA

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Who's got tools booze spray clay paint

And a medical degree

Ernest Menville MD

That's me

E-R-S-T and that

Tools booze clay fill the hole

In the lady paint the paint the corpse

That's the plan

Yeah