ฟังเพลงWeenie Ride

Steel Panther - Weenie Ride

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I want to tell you 'bout something fun

So I wrote you this song

If you've ever been to Disneyland

You know the lines can be real long

But I got a ride that the b*tches love

And you won't have to wait at all

All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend

And give sexy Michael Starr a call

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I'll take your ass for a weenie ride

Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride

It's scary like a roller coaster

It will stretch you out so wide

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Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride

Hold on tight cause I'm coming inside

It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide

It's a weenie ride

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I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing

And better than the Monkey bars

You can take it on the couch or your water bed

Or in the back of your Daddy's car

And it's open all day, night time too, seven f*cking days a week

It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak

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So put that snatch on a weenie ride

Ride her face down or on your side

You'll be amazed what you can fit in there

When some leverage is applied

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Open your legs for a weenie ride

You won't be the first to see it and cry

Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide

It's a weenie ride

Oh yeah

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Scream for me

Scream out in ecstasy!

Honey, once you've tried the weenie ride

You're never gonna be the same

Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?

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Step right up for a weenie ride

It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied

Oops, I think I got a little DNA

All over your backside

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Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride

You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind

Even with a big ol' Muff you won't get denied

For the weenie ride

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Ooh

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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

It's a weenie ride

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

Come spread your thighs

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

It's a weenie ride

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

It's a weenie ride, yeah

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

Baby, baby, baby

It's a weenie ride

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