ฟังเพลงWildest Dreams Parody

My ex-boyfriends all hate me now

They think I was crazy

And d**ked them around

I can't stand that they think about

Me as a bad girlfriend

So I guess I gotta take them out

How dare they

All dump Taylor Swift

And not remember me as perfect

They must pay the price

And I won't rest

Until they all are dead

Hey John remember me

Sure Taylor we dated

Before I met Katy

Since

Our breakup made me scream

I'll return the favor

Go to Hell John Mayer

Ahh

That's right, scream

Ahh Ahh

Rest in peace

Hah haah

I invited Joes Jonas to my tent

Yeah I used to date him, back when he still had hits

It's not my fault my career has gone to shi*

God I hate my brother

Well he's the one with talent

Why would you say

Something so cruel

No please stop

What the hell did I do

You broke up with me

Over the phone

And left me all alone

Now I am on a plane

Soon I will be killin'

One more ex-Jake Gyllenhaal

What are you doing Tay

I'm hitting this button

Now I'm going to jump

It's my Wildest Dream

No no, nooo

That was three two to go

Taylor

Hello Harry

I've come to say bye bye

'Cause you're about to die

What I'm just going to space

There's been a change of plans

'Cause I'm killing exes in

My WIldest Dreams

Aah aah

What are you doing

Taylor love

I know eventually you will dump me

What no Ooow

So I might as well

Kill you now