ฟังเพลงTom Hanks Is An Asshole

Tom Hanks Is An Asshole (explicit) - Trevor Moore

In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally

Handicapped for six straight weeks

He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards

Then after he won an Oscar he called the Down Syndromed actor

Who played Corky on the TV show life goes on and said

Now who's retarded

Then he said you are and he hung up on him

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks's manager sent him a script for a movie

About a lawyer who got fired from his prestigious law firm in Philadelphia

Because they found out he had aids

Tom Hanks read the script over the weekend

And called his manager first thing monday morning

Telling them he'd do the film

Because it was the funniest thing he'd ever read

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

In 2005 an intern of one of Tom Hanks' agents

Made fun of him at a Hollywood party

Tom Hanks found out and threatened to leave the agency

And go somewhere else

The intern was fired and his agents begged Tom to stay

Tom said that it wasn't enough and he didn't feel he could trust them any more

His agents pleaded with him

Asking what they would have to do to prove they were still loyal

He said kill Heath Ledger

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks is an asshole