ฟังเพลงTed The Mechanic

Ted was playing pool and drinking beer

Nothin more'n the occasional tear

But this man's life goes on

And he gets greased all over from time to time

At the strip joint where we met

He said hi my name is Ted

See that one over there

That ball of thunder

Every time she goes Vavoom

I wiggle in my chair

(Ur) can I buy you a beer

Ah what a guy

Well I've had a few myself he said

But I never quit when I'm ahead

Too many rules and regulations

Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors

And another thing I won't discuss is religion

It always causes a fight

Vavoom

There she goes again (yeah ah)

How does she do that said Ted

And he told me

Of those unjustices (that)

He had suffered in his life

His wife and kids

And boss and dogs

And neighbours

Raising cain and causing strife

They were forever whining

Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying

Vavoom

He fed them well

Ah he keep them warm Ted

Ted the mechanic

Thing about Ted didn't really care

Nothing much got in his hair

And the beauty of it was

That he was right

He was big as a truck

And fast as a door

(what's that) he was always right

The banjo player took a hike

What's that song

I used to like

Vavoom

Big as a truck

(Ur) he was fast as a door Ted

What a guy

Ted the man our Ted

Ted the man our Ted

Ted the man our Ted (yeah babe)