ฟังเพลงFunkhauser (Explicit)

Funkhauser - Hard 'n Phirm

All right all right

I want everyone to start clappin'

Everybody

C'mon follow me

A-one a-two

That's good clappin'

Burt usually not on beat

You just on stage

'Cause you look so handsome

But tonight you on beat all right

Alright Nathanial

Yo

I want you gimme a smooth bassline

Nice and smooth alright

Alright

A-one two three four

Yeah

Ooh

I like that like steppin' into a warm bath

Wash your soul

Make the people clean

Lymon come on in

Ah

Scooty yes pete yeah

Gimme something high up there

Here we go

Guitar

Aw this is smooth

I ain't never heard anything so smooth

But sometimes I like a little chunky

I want a little chunky in there

Lewis

Yeah

Do you think you can do that

Oh yeah

Chunky chunk

Now who we got on horns

Ok James and no-bone Willy

I want you to fly in nice and low

Now watch me now

And now woo yeah

Oh man I don't know

What we can do to make this better

Somebody take a eggbeater

And beat it against a skillet

I'm on it

You over there ready Freddy

Uh huh when I point you in

I want you to give me a duck call

Absolutely

Can you give me a duck call

I can give you a duck call

Let's get some ducks in here

Bow wow

Alright now I want somebody to take

That skill saw and make me a table

A funky table

Did you see Robert jump up on that

Woo I didn't even have to ask him twice

Now move that microphone up to

That vat of boiling pudding

Ok watch the microphone

Now take some of those softballs

And drop them in that pudding

You got it

Boss but make it funky

Now I don't like that lets try something bigger

You see that robot

Pick up that robot

They put me down

And drop him in the pudding

I can't swim

Alright now I want somebody

No-bone willy put that horn down

You all drop out

Willy

Yo

Take a dead rat throw it against the bus

Do what

Open that patio door

Take a dead rat throw it against the bus

Ok

Oh oh man that that that is repugnant

How's that table comin'

Almost finished gotta put the legs on

Alright

What else we got around here

I don't know

Take a fire extinguisher empty it

Into a vacuum

That's what we're gonna do

I'm pretty sure that's a fire hazard

That's alright

'Cause it's hot in here

I'm serious you should rethink that

Table's done

Woo that is a beautiful table

Now I've wanted to do this for a long time

Somebody Stevie take a compaq presario

And a microwave generate a force field

That's right generate me a force field

With a compaq presario and a microwave

That's amazing Bert

Go over there see if you can touch Stevie

See if that thing is real

Ow

It really is real

Alright shut that thing off

I don't want no chernobyl

Not to mention the electric bill

Now what I'm gonna do is

Shove this fish through this kumquat

Ok

I'm gonna take this fish

Shh

Shh

Everybody

Shh

Quiet down guys

Excuse me guys

I'm sorry were we too loud was it the force field

I don't know what that means uh no

The 'paladins of ashod' D&D club booked

The room from 8 to 10 so

Wrap it up

Well you heard the man

Let's take it on the road

No no no no lea-leave the pudding

Could you hit that button for me

Alright excuse me

I'm claustrophobic so I'll take the stairs

Alright I'll see you down there

Haha you almost beat us down here

That's alright you go ahead

Thank you

Taxi

Jesus

Where'd you learn to drive

Shut up

Everybody in

Get into the death mobile

Let's go to froggys on 5th

Does anybody have my fish

And a kumquat