ฟังเพลงYou Can't Get a Man with a Gun (From "Annie Get Your Gun")

You Can't Get a Man with a Gun - Ethel Merman

From "Annie Get Your Gun"

Oh my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say

That's why I'm such a wonderful shot

I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day

And now tell me what have I got

I'm quick on the trigger

With targets not much bigger

Than a pinpoint I'm number one

But my score with a feller

Is lower than a cellar

Oh you can't get a man with a gun

When I'm with a pistol

I sparkle like a crystal

Yes I shine like the morning sun

But I lose all my luster

When with a bronco buster

Oh you can't get a man with a gun

With a gun

With a gun

No you can't get a man with a gun

If I went to battle

With someone's herd of cattle

You'd have steak when the job was done

But if I shot the herder

They'd holler bloody murder

And you can't shoot a male

In the tail

Like a quail

Oh you can't get a man with a gun

If I shot a rabbit

Some furrier would grab it

For a coat that would warm someone

But you can't shoot a lover

And use him for a cover

Oh you can't get a man with a gun

The gals with umbrellers

Are always out with fellers

In the rain or the blazing sun

But a man never trifles

With gals who carry rifles

Oh you can't get a man with a gun

With a gun

With a gun

No you can't get a man with a gun

A Tom Dick or Harry

Will build a house for Carrie

When the preacher has made them one

But he can't build you houses

With buckshot in his trousers

For a man may be hot

But he's not

When he's shot

Oh you can't get a man with a gun