ฟังเพลงA Campaign Of Shock And Awe

A Campaign Of Shock And Awe - Evelyn Evelyn (伊芙琳伊芙琳)

Behold the eighth wonder

Of the natural world

Come one and come all

See the two-headed girl

Stupendous Revolting

You'll be shocked you'll be awed

A true freak of nature

A blunder of God

But possessing such talents

Hear them sing see them dance

As seen in the highest class

Parlours of France

Just ten bucks for again

Get your seats while they last

We take Visa and Master Card

Debit or cash

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us

Aren't we lucky to be here

Stop moving they're taking a picture

Smile for the camera Evelyn

Come in come in

Must be cold out there gentlemen

Take off your coats

And just guess what the wind blew in

I know you like twins

Have I got a surprise

They're identical sisters

Attached at the sides

Just imagine the fun

You could have with

And they're so well behaved

Not a single complaint yet

Just look at these photos

While I pour you a cocktail

I don't know whether I should charge

Double or triple

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us

Aren't we lucky to be here

Stop moving they're taking a picture

Smile for the camera Evelyn

Ladies and gentlemen

Critics and hipsters

Have you heard the new disc

By the Evelyn sisters

Seamlessly floating with grace

Between eras and genres

They sing timeless new songs

Rife with double-entendres

As featured in Rolling Stone

Spin the New Yorker

And Pitchfork Pitchfork

There's an in-store appearance

Today at the corner of

Bedford and Seventh Ave

Come get a photograph

Sticker and autographed shirt

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us

Aren't we lucky to be here

Stop moving they're taking a picture

Smile for the camera Evelyn