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Once not very long ago I was respected

I was popular popular ooh

But now I hang my head in shame ahh ooh

My life is filled with such regret

A bad mistake I can't forget

And now I'll never be the same

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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all

What was I thinking

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

Well everybody everybody

Everybody everybody

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

When my phone goes off at work

I look like the biggest jerk

Total strangers wanna slap me around

When it's ringin' on the terrace

My neighbors get embarrassed

They're beggin' me to move outta town

Well it made my wife so sick

She smashed my iPhone with a brick

But I had it fixed and now it's just fine

It's a pain I sure don't need it

And I probably should delete it

But for me that would be crossin' the line

'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine

Hey I paid good money for this

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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all

Really what was I thinking

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

Well everybody everybody

Everybody everybody

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

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Chinese factory workers they hate my ringtone

Muslim women in burqas really hate my ringtone

Starvin' kids in Angola they hate my ringtone

Even folks with Ebola just hate my ringtone

All the nuns and nannies all the welfare mothers

All the Pakistanis all the Wayans brothers

Everyone on the land everyone on the sea

Every single person everywhere unanimously

Everybody everybody

Everybody everybody

Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my

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Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic