ฟังเพลงHang Your Balls on the Xmas Tree

Hang Your Balls on the Xmas Tree - Kay Martin/Her Body Guards

Grandma gave us a box so wide

We opened it up and looked inside

There were balls of green and red

And here's what grandma said

I brought the balls for the Christmas tree

This is a present to you from me

While we all sing merrily

You can hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Ooooh hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Make it look so bright

Hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Oh happy Christmas night

My cousin came in kind of late

With some little round things that we all ate

When we rolled them down the hall

He said don't break my popcorn balls

Ooooh hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Make it look so bright

Hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Oh happy christmas night

Daddy had a big long thing

Tied up with a purple string

A baseball bat that I could see

But he hung my balls on the Christmas tree

Ooooh hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Make it look so bright

Hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Oh happy christmas night

Grandpa brought a turkey gobbler

The gobbler gobbled the apple cobbler

Then the strangest thing occurred

We all sat down and ate

The bird

When your balls are on the tree

You'll be tickled as can be

When the yuletide spirit calls

There's nothing like a tree with balls

Oooh hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Make it look so bright

Hang your balls on the Christmas tree

Oh happy Christmas night