ฟังเพลงDentist!

Dentist! - West End Stars

When I was young and just a bad little kid

My momma noticed funny things I did

Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun

I'd poison guppies and when I was done

I'd find a p**sy cat and bash its head

That's when my momma said

What did she say

She said "My boy I think someday

You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

You'll be a dentist

(Be a dentist)

You have a talent for causing things pain

(Pain)

Son be a dentist

(Son be a dentist)

People will pay you to be inhumane

(Inhumane)

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

And teaching would suit you still less

Son be a dentist you'll be a success

Here he is folks the leader of the plaque

Watch him suck up that gas oh my God

He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade

Oh that hurts wait I'm not numb

Ehh shut up open wide here I come

I am your dentist

((Incomprehensible))

And I enjoy the career that I picked

(Love it)

I am your dentist

(That's what you're best at)

And I get off on the pain I inflict

(Really love it)

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

(Bicuspid)

It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted

(Dentist)

And though it may 'cause my patients distress

(Distress)

Somewhere somewhere in heaven above me

I know I know that my momma's proud of me

'Cause I'm a dentist and a success

Say aah

(Ahh)

Say aah

(Ahh)

Now spit