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If I Were a Man - Andrea Menard

Written by：Andrea Menard

If I were a man

I'd grow a mustache

I'd make all of my ladies wear high heels

I would be the leader in every dance there is

And every stubborn dancing queen would follow me

If I were a man

I could do anything

Anything that I desire

I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he

I'd never go out on a limb because I'd be the tree

If I were a man

I'd be in the boys club

I would be so masculine

I'd conquer all the ladies

With force or galantry

I'd hold you in my arms just so that you could hold me

If I were a man if I were a man

I'd like to meet somebody like me

If I were a man

I'd speak with authority

I would be so eloquent

My stacked vocabulary and my witty repartee

Would win respect from all my peers but never give me away

If I were a man

I'd be a cowboy

I'd terrify you with my gun

I'd be the cop in cops and robbers

I'd be a demolition man

If I blew up all my friends I'd be king of the land

If I were a man if I were a man

I'd like to meet somebody like me

If I were a man I could do anything

Anything that I desire

I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he

Every door that once was shut would open for me

If I were a man if I were a man

I'd like to meet somebody like me

If I were a man

I'd like to meet somebody like me

If I were a man

I'd like to meet somebody like me