ฟังเพลงIrving's Camp Fire Song (From "Phineas and Ferb"/Soundtrack Version)

Irving's Camp Fire Song (《飞哥与小佛:暑假的最后一天》动画片插曲) - Irving

(《飞哥与小佛:暑假的最后一天》动画片插曲)

Here's a campfire song my mother taught me

Doodly-doodly-dee

A diddly-diddly-doo

If you go out in the woods

Here are the things you should not do

Oh never lick a tree below the dog line

If it's brown and sticky do not pick it up

Unless it's a stick

Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided

And it's no joke that poison oak is not a friendly shrub

With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee

Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me

Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets

A thimbleful would surely be your death

Don't drink out of a bog

You may ingest a polliwog

And soon you may be drawing your last breath

Be a grownup

Doodly-doodly-dee

A deedly-doodly-doo

All these gruesome things are surely

Gonna happen to you

Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly

Your large intestines wrapped around a tree

If you make the slightest blunder

You'll be surely torn asunder

Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees

They're comin' up from South America Read the news people

Flash floods lightning strikes avalanches blizzards

Mountain lions marmosets honey badgers lizards

Scorpions parasites black widows rabies

Sunburn frostbite head trauma scabies

Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes

Malaria

Everybody

Doodly-doodly-dee

Dengue fever

Diddly diddly doo

Whooping cough

If you go into the woods

Then this will happen to you

Nature's gross