ฟังเพลงThe Frozen Logger

The Frozen Logger - Homer

As I sat down one evening was in a small cafe

A forty year old waitress to me these words did say

I see that you are a logger and not a common bum

Cause nobody but a logger stirs his coffee with his thumb

My lover was a logger there's none like him today

If you pour whiskey on it

He'd eat a bale of hay

He never shaved his whiskers from of his horny hide

He'd drive them in with a hammer and bite them off inside

My lover came to see me upon one freezing day

He held me in his fond embrace which broke three vertebrae

He kissed me when we parted so hard he broke my jaw

I could not speak to tell him he'd forgot his mackinaw

It froze clean through to china it froze to the stars above

At a thousand degrees below zero it froze my logger love

And so I lost my lover to this cafe I come

And here I wait till someone stirs his coffee with his thumb