ฟังเพลงFings Ain't What They Used To Be

Fings Ain't Wot They Used T' Be - Max Bygraves

Hoi do me a favour

They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley

And fings ain't what they used t' be

There's Teds wiv drainpipe trousers

And Debs in coffee houses

And fings ain't what they used t' be

There used to be Trams not very quick

Gotcha from place to place

But now there's just jams 'alf a mile fick

Stay in the human race I'm walking

They stuck parking meters outside our doors to

Greet us

Now Fings ain't what they used t' be

Corr monkeys flying round the moon

We'll be up there with 'em soon

Fings ain't what they used t' be

Once our beer was frothy

But now its frothy coffee well

Fings ain't what they used t'be

It used to be fun Dad an' old Mum

Paddling down Southend

But now it ain't done

Never mind chum

Paris is where we spend our outin's

Grandma tries to shock us all

Doing knees up rock 'n' roll

Fings ain't wot they used t' be

We used to have stars

Singers who sung a Dixie melody

They're buying guitars plinkty plonk

Backing their selves wiv three chords only

Once we'd dance from 12 to 3

I've got news for Elvis P

Fings ain't what they used taaa

There's a lot we used taaa

Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee