ฟังเพลงI'm Number One

I'm Number One - Constantine/Ricky Gervais

Written by：Bret McKenzie

I'm number one you're number two

We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you

I'm number one you're number two

I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me

I'm one you're one you're number two

I'm number two you may think that you're smarter

But I'm smarterer than you I'm number one

You're number two

You're lucky to be number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye

You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

One day you'll get your chance but in the mean time

You got to dance monkey dance

Really I hate dancing

Do it dance monkey dance haha

I'm number two he's number one

I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian

I'm number two he's number one

I'm number one

You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog

I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone

And I'm at the front of the line

It won't be long until I get my chance

But in the mean time I've got to dance monkey dance

Dance monkey dance now watch me

I'm number one he's number one

You're number two

I'm number two I'll bet you kid

There you go now step aside this segments through I'm one

You're one I'm number one yes we know I'm

He's number one

That's how it's done