ฟังเพลงDrunk Texts To Myself

Drunk Texts To Myself (explicit) - Trevor Moore/Reggie Watts

Dude that's a great idea

You should totally remember that

Send that you should totally send that to yourself right now

Drunk texts to myself messages through time

I don't remember any of these what was going through my mind

Drunk texts to myself subconscious to my phone

What are these supposed to be I should have left this thing at home

Start a band called Dwarf Cooter

Black people are the second worst at being President

Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia

Then just move across town

Write a dinosaur children's christmas book

The last line should be because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before

You kicked the door but the light thing was already broken

Secretly learn French

Try to get the rights to Space Jam

Drunk texts to myself messages through time

I don't remember any of these what was going through my mind

Drunk texts to myself subconscious to my phone

What are these supposed to be I should have left this thing at home

Fat Girls Taking Dumps would also be a great band name

The seven-eleven on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim

See if LOL Farts com is taken

Porno For Pyros is the one that sings Tahitian Moon

You need to pay the bus driver twice next time

Rapping dog TV show

Tonight by the tire swing

It's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field

Followed by seventeen exclamation points

Learn to Tokyo drift

I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life

Sent from my iPhone

Messages through time

I don't remember any of these what was going through my mind

Drunk texts to myself subconscious to my phone

What are these supposed to be I should have left this thing at home