ฟังเพลงIf Your Kisses Can't Hold the Man You Love

Everytime that I

Hear a woman cry

Cos her man has left her flat

I just feel like saying

Don't be such a fool you fool

Let her dry your eyes

Can't you realise

That you gain nothing by that

Why that's no way to keep his heart warm

When his love grows cool

Whats the use of sighing

Whats the use of crying

If he's giving you the sack

If your kissess can't hold the man you love

Then your tears won't bring him back

You might as well be cheerful

No use being tearful

If he wanders off the track

'Cos if your kissess can't hold the man you love

Then your tears won't bring him back

Now listen

If sweet sugar kissin'

Isn't going to make him hot

Now tell me how do ya

Hope to bring him to ya

With tears instead of song

So be a regular fella

Say wht the hella

Get his clothes and help pack

'Cos if your kissess can't hold the man you love

Then your tears won't bring him back

And what are you crying about

You might aswell be crying about a broken china cup

But when your red hot cuppa steam pipe gets cold

Tears won't heat it up

And there's nothing like a weeping wyatt

To drive a man away from home

Laugh and the world laughs with you

Weep and you sleep alone

Love is like home cooking

Good and wholesome

But all men like a peice of mutton on the outside now and then

And if you find your husband is cheating

Go out and do the sameold dear

Why

He's only givng you the chance that you've been wating for for years

My goodness

Tears won't get you anything

Just a shiny red nose

Now come on

Paint up

Powder up

Put on your swellest clothes

Go out and make woopy

Men

You'll get them by the score

Neglected wives shouldn't worry

That's what god made sailors for

Don't cry for him or chase him

Just go out and replace him

With some goodlooking Tom d**k or Jack

'Cos if your kissess can't hold the man you love

Then your tears won't bring him back