ฟังเพลงMy Band - Sound-A-Like As Made Famous By: D-12

I don't know dude

I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t '

Cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude

And I think everyone's got a f**king problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage right and drop the mic

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like

"'Sup ladies my name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"

They're all like "Oh my god it's him"

"Becky oh my f**kin' god it's Eminem"

"I swear to f**king god dude you f**kin' rock"

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin'

All the hot babes throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think you're tryna' steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

This rock star sh*t it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band

My band

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My band

My band

My band

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My band

My band

You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph you's a liar

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room

'Cuz my sh*t is looking smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap see it's simple

But all I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact tryna' get on the map

Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Look at Em little punk a** thinkin' he the sh*t

Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

No I had an interview not you two)

You gonna be late for soundcheck

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best

You know what man I'ma say something

Hey yo Em

(You got something to say )

Man no

I thought you bout to tell him off what's up

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it man shut up

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

When I was bout to talk right after you

I swear I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock but the group does not

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts

Ready to snap on a dumb a** fan

Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band"

We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys they can find every area code

Proof carry my bag)

B**ch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage security in my way

(Who the f**k are you Where's Obie and Dre )

Goddammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

'Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video I was in the back

Superman video I was in the back

F**k the media I got some suggestions

F**k Marshall ask us the questions

Like who's D12 how we get started

(But what about Eminem )

B**ch are you retarded

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

50 told me to do situps to get buff

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up

F**k D12 I'm outta this band

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Ha ha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (F**k Marshall)

'Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My Band

My Band

My Band

My Band

My Band

My Band

My Band

My Band

The hottest boy band in the world

D12

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

And the lead singer of my band

My salsa makes all the pretty girl's wan' to dance my salsa

Look out for my next single it's called My Salsa

My salsa salsa salsa salsa my salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan' to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan' to dance

And take off their underpants my salsa

Where'd everybody go