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Me - Allan Sherman

Counting both feet I have ten toes

They're not lady toes they're men toes

And I keep them as mementoes

For I love them tenderly

All my hands are full of fingers

Very good as doorbell ringers

And the thought of fingers lingers

In my haunted memory

In the middle is my carcass

And I always dress my carcass

In the best from Neiman-Marcus

That's a big store in Big D

There are other things about me

Which I'll show you if you doubt me

Things that would not work without me

Like my elbow and my knee

On my face two eyebrows

They're not your brows they're my brows

Behind those eyebrows

That's where you'll find me