ฟังเพลงThe Bug Song

The Bug Song - Stompin' Tom Connors

Written by：T.C. Connors

Now when the good old holidays roll around

I'm the kind of a guy that likes to be found

Just taking it easy and laying around doing nothing

But I take my chair and sit on the lawn

And just when all my cares are gone

About a million bugs start carryin on and I'm cussin

Some caterpillar from up some tree decides as far as he can see

There's nothin to do but to fall on me the damn worm

And a dirty old fly just makin it clear

That he ain't had a bath for over a year

So he's takin one now in my glass of beer to lose germs

Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs

I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug

And that would be the end of the bug song

That would be the end of the bug song

Well I try to sleep when I get the chance

But you just can't trust them cursed ants

They're never satisfied till they're in your pants and you're crawlin

With a spider web right across the face

I'm lookin around for a better place

Till a couple of hornets take up the chase and I'm howlin

Well I head for the house and I hold my breath

Till I find some stuff in the medicine chest

For the welts I got on the spot you guessed where I'm sittin

And the wife gets mad cause I forgot

To get stuff for the fleas our kitten caught

Off some old dog on the neighbours lot and she's rippin

Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs

I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug

And that would be the end of the bug song

That would be the end of the bug song

Well I chased that moth from the middle drawer

That chewed the clothes I useta wore

And I jammed my thumb on the bedroom door tryin to catch I'm

And I'm sure the mosquitoes all know their skill

Cause one pryed up my windowsill

And he limped through the air with a broken drill and I'm scratchin

You might think I'm a little bit rough

Cause I don't take to that nature stuff

But I think I've just about had enough of them bugs

Now your backyard might be okay

But I'm goin down to buy some spray

Cause my little place is walkin away with them bugs

Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs

I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug

And that would be the end of the bug song

That would be the end of the bug song

I'm gonna dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig