ฟังเพลงThe Battle Of Kookamonga (Digitally Mastered 1988)

The Battle Of Kookamonga - Homer & Jethro

In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike

With our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite

We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts

And we marched along together

Till we heard the girl scouts

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together

But if we catch the girls

Then we'll set the woods ablaze

And I was mad because me mother

Sent me up here ha-ha-ha

Well we crept up to the water

And we see the girls swimming

There must've been a hundred of them

Pretty young women

They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing

We lay down in the poison oak

And didn't say a thing

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together

But if we catch the girls

Then we'll set the woods ablaze

Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back

Well our counselor said

We could take them by surprise

If we didn't say a word

Till we looked them in the eyes

We kept real still

And we had our eyes aglued

We saw how they were dressed

They were swimming in the

Well now

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together

But if we catch the girls

Then we'll set the woods ablaze

Well they ran through the briars

And they ran through the brambles

They ran through the bushes

Where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them

And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo

Hey fellas wait for me

Well we ran right after them

Till everyone was pooped

So we rested for a minute

And our forces we regrouped

Then we saw the girls behind some evergreens

Captured by a company of United States Marines

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together

But if we catch the girls

Then we'll set the woods ablaze

Aww those big guys get everything

Well they ran through the briars

And they ran through the brambles

And they ran through the bushes

Where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them

And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo

A-rootie-toot-toot a-rootie-toot-toot

Ah we are the boys from the boy scout troop

We don't smoke and we don't chew

And we don't go with the girls that do

Ah girls