ฟังเพลงA Musical

What the hell are musicals?

It appears to be a play where the dialog stops and the plot is conveyed through song

Through song?

Yes

Wait, wait, wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then out of nowhere he just starts singing?

Yes

Well that is the—

Stupidest thing that I have ever heard

You're doing a play, got something to say

So you sing it? It's absurd

Who on Earth is going to sit there

While an actor breaks into song?

What possible thought could the audience think

Other than "this is horribly wrong?"

Remarkably, they won't think that

(Seriously? Why not?)

Because—

It's... a... musical

A musical

And nothing's as amazing as a

Musical

With song and dance

And sweet romance

And happy endings happening

By happenstance

Bright lights, stage fights

And a dazzling chorus

You wanna be great, then you gotta create

A musical

I don't know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this

Let's just say it's a Saturday night

And you wanna go out on the town

Got a lady to flatter who might

Give it up if you don't let her down

You could go see a tragedy

But that wouldn't be very fun

Or a play from Greek mythology

See a mother have sex with her son

You could go see a drama

With all of that trauma and pain

Or go see something more relaxing

And less taxing on the brain

Go... see... a... musical

A musical

A poppy piece releasing all your

Blues-icals

Where crooners croon (Ahh)

A catchy tune

And limber-legged ladies thrill you

Till you swoon

Ooh's, ahh's, big applause

And a standing ovation

The future is bright if you could just write

A musical

Some make you happy

Some make you sad

Some are quite big

Some quite small

Some are too long

Some are just plays with song (Ahh)

Some musicals have

No talking at all

(No talking at all?)

That's right, there's no talking

All of the dialog is sung in a very dramatic fashion

(Um, really?)

Yes, really

(There's no talk—)

There's no talking

And they often stay on one note for a very long time

So that when they change to a different note,...you notice

And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect

But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, "why aren't they talking?"

(Sounds miserable)

I believe it's pronounced "misérables"

(And people actually like this?)

No! They love it! And what's not to love?

It's such a delight, there's nothing quite like

A musical

Ooh! Another vision! I haven't even told you the best part yet!

Feel that fascinating rhythm

Move into your feet

(Uh, what is that?)

Feel your a** gyrating

To that titillating beat

(Ooh, are you OK?)

You slap your lap

Then finger-snap

That's when you know it's time to tap

(What the hell are you doing now?)

It's called a dance break

Apparently this happens in musicals as well

People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance

(Why? Does it advance the plot?)

No

(Advance character?)

Not necessarily

(Then why do it?)

Because it's entertaining

5-6-7-8!

Dance Break

Another vision!

It's a musical What do you talk? What do you talk?

It's a musical! A Seussical?

No, a musical with girls on stage

(A musical)

We've got snappy repartee

And the women are risqué

And the chorus boys are kinda gay

(A musical)

A true, blue, new

Musical

Stand back! It's a musical!

Some musicals are very serious

A big, glittering (musical, a musical)

(It's a mu-si-cal for us)

A big and shiny, mighty fine-y

Glitter, glitz, and chorus line-y

Bob your head and shake your heiney

Musical!

It's a musical

(It's a musical)

It is a musical

(It's a musical)

Yes! I get it now!

We'll... do... a... musical (No kidding!)

A musical

What could be more amazing than

A musical?

With song and dance

And sweet romance

And with a musical we might have

Half a chance

{Ooh's, ahh's, big applause}

{With everyone cheering for us}

And for some unexplainable reason

The crowd goes wild every time

When dancers kick in unison

In one big wonderful line

And then you got yourself a musical

A musical

A la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Palooz-ical

With flashy style

And a big, fake smile

A snazzy band, some jazzy hands

I swear that I'll

Cross my heart, hope to die

If it isn't a doozy

Take it from me

They'll be flocking to see

(Your star-lit)

(Won't quit)

(Big hit)

(Musical)

A big hit musical