ฟังเพลงSpiderman! Spider Man! Hyphenated as Spider-Man!

Dan Bull - Spiderman! Spider Man! Hyphenated as Spider-Man! (Explicit)

Lyrics by: Dan Bull

Composed by: Dan Bull

Have you ever seen a man climbing a wall

Up the side of a building that is decidedly tall

Who despite gravity trying is declining to fall

One can only imagine the flipping size of his balls

Well that's me known as Spiderman or Spidey

And I'm called Peter Parker really though

I should be Peter Parkour

Leaping through the dark gloomy city coming at you

Weaving over roofs like a traditional Thatcher

So no matter your stance or your status or statue

You bad guys are flies and I'm gonna catch you

This one's for Gwen and uncle Ben dedicated to Aunt May

I'm the man you dress up as when

You are too lazy to cosplay

Spiderman Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can

Spiderman Spiderman

He's not a mutant it's an overactive thyroid gland

Spiderman Spiderman

I'm delivering this line from my diaphragm

Spiderman Spiderman

If you still don't get it here's a diagram

I'm Iron Man but without the massive salary

I'm Bruce Wayne if he had a loving family

I'm Bruce Banner but without being ripped or angry

I'm the Black Panther but without much of a tan on me

I'm the Flash if he hadn't even ran at speed

I'm Jean Grey but with a double a cup mammary

I'm Deadpool if he lacked a personality

I'm James Gunn without directing guardians of the Galaxy oh

I'll just pop out for a vertical jog

Where buildings penetrate the sky like a cervical swap

I started at the bottom now I'm traversing atop

A massive phallic symbol as if

It's my personal knob

Err you'll have to take my word for it

But I'm this handsome

Definitely not a virgin

My **** Branson

Oh sorry I just went off on a big tangent

But now I'm trapping you in the web like Chris Hansen

Spiderman Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can

Spiderman Spiderman

Goes hard like a penile implant

Spiderman Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can

Apart from eating their mate during copulation

That we know of anyway

Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman

I'm a happy kind of rapper guy

No grime pretense

Yeah I'm a little camp but so are tiny tents

Look in my defense I can't rely on my Spidey sense

And I can't deny that I'm immense

So why pretend it's kind of dense

I'm the headliner you guys are the side events

I fly across the skyline while you try to climb a fence

High flying fashionista wrapped in tight lycra

Defying expectations of my critics like bycra

Say I can't swing roof to roof that fake news

It's not up to me to prove the truth

So if you dispute then I refuse to tiptoe

You can take it straight up with Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

It's risky like investing into P2P crypto

Or expecting to see Diplo at the D of E disco

So come along to my swingers club

I'll bring the white stuff if you bring the bub

I've got a thing for Kinbaku the kink I love

And don't be scared if you find a spider in the tub

I'm here to help you get over arachnophobia

So don't be afraid

You're like a cobweb when I blow you away

Spiderman Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can

Spiderman Spiderman

Gets ASMR during an eye exam

Spiderman Spiderman

Never constipated thanks to high fiber bran

Let me promote for a mo hope you don't mind the spam

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