ฟังเพลงGaston (From "Beauty and the Beast"/Soundtrack Version)

Gaston (加斯顿) (《美女与野兽》电影插曲) - Josh Gad/Luke Evans (卢克·伊万斯)/Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast

Written by：Alan Menken/Howard Ashman

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

Who plays darts like Gaston

Who breaks hearts like Gaston

Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston

As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

My what a guy that Gaston

I needed encouragement

Thank you LeFou

Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you

Too much

Yep

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer

First I carefully aim for the liver

Then I shoot from behind

Is that fair

I don't care

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating

Ten points for Gaston

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

Who has brains like Gaston

Entertains like Gaston

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again

Who's a man among men

Who's the super success

Don't you know

Can't you guess

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town

Who's got all of it down

And his name's GAST

I believe there's another T

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate

And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before

Gaston