ฟังเพลงPoor Unfortunate Souls (Broadway Cast Recording)

Poor Unfortunate Souls (Cast Version) - Sherie Rene Scott as Ursula/Sierra Boggess as Ariel

Written by：Poor Unfortunate Souls

My dear sweet child it's what I live for

To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself

Poor souls with no one else to turn to

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented seen the light and made a switch

True yes

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have posessed

And here lately please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable lonely and depressed

Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain in need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them

Yes indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad so true

They come flocking to my cauldron crying

Spells Ursula please

And I help them yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake'em'cross the coals

Yes I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

Here's my best offer babykins

I know a spell that will turn you into a human for three days

Now it's got a procedural clause sort of a squid pro quo

Before the sun sets on the third day

You've got to get dear ol' princey to kiss you

If you do you'll stay human forever

And if I don't

Nothing drastic darling I'm sure oh

Look small print your soul is mine forever

And you're doomed to spend eternity in my watery

Hell soaked lair

Lawyers don't you just love'em of course

There is one more thing my fee

But I don't have anything

I'm not askin' for much only your voice

My voice but if I give away my voice how can I ever

You'll have your looks your pretty face

And don't underestimate the power of body language

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl that gossips is a bore

Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word

And after all dear what is idle prattle for

Come on

They're not all that impressed with coversation

True gentlemen avoid it when they can

But they don't and swoon and fawn

On a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who haunts a town who gets a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead

Make your choice

I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your voice

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad but true

If you wanna cross a bridge my sweet you gotta pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

Go ahead and sign the scroll

Flotsam jetsam now I got her boys

The boss is on a roll

You poor unfortunate soul

Beluga sevruga come winds of the caspian sea

Larynxes glaucitis ad max laryngitis la voce to me

Now sing sing your voice over to me

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Sing and keep singing

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Now swim swim swim swim for your life human child

Ha ha ha