ฟังเพลงHumpty Dance

Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady

All right

Stop whatcha doing

'Cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that ya used to

I look funny

But yo I'm makingmoney see

So yo world I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

And my sound's laid down by the underground

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

So just let me introduce myself

My name is humty pronounced with a umpty

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

And all the rappers in the top ten please

Allow me to bump thee

I'm steppingtall y'all

And just like humty dumpty

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I like to rhyme

I like my beats funky

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

But sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

Yeah I called ya fat

Look at me I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettingbusy

I'm a freak

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy

Allow me to amaze thee

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

I'm still gettingin the girls' pants

And I even got my own dance

The humty dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump

Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump

Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump

Do the humty hump do the humty hump

People say yo humty you're really funny lookin

That's all right 'cause I get things cooking

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

But ya can't get near me

I give 'em more see and on the floor b

All the girls they adore me

Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere

'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear

My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

Both how I'm livingand my nose is large

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid

I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid

I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

All ya had to do was give humty a chance

And now I'm gonna do my dance

The humty dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Oh yeah that's the break y'all

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Oh yeah

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humping funking jumping

Jig around shakingya rump

And when the dude a chump pump

Points a finger like a stump

Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump

The humty dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Do the humty hump

Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation