ฟังเพลงFat Girl (Edit)

You're a fat girl

Fat fat fat fat fat fat girl...

It's funky fresh Eazy E new kid on tha block

And already got a fat girl on my jock

Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple

I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze

Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do

I busted a U went tha other way again

but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end

I turned around here she came stride for stride

funky fat like that bout two thirty five

Stampede was rushin I double looked

And she had more chins than a chinese phonebook

Five four three ugly as can be she said

Hello Eazy E Do you remember me I said no

Huhu yes you do suga

My name is Bertha but you can call me booga

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party

We was slow dancin give ya all this body

When she said that she loved me I was in shock

Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock fat girl got a fat girl on my jock

She gave me tha grin I showed tha frown

and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground

Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me

Grabbed me by tha rear said love me hug me

I was hell victim of a scandal

coz this girl's too much for E to handle

Broke tha bee's grip started to run

Back to tha crib grabbed tha elephant gun

She's grubbin thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit

I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot

She kept on comin because of addiction

Legs on fire because of friction

My gun broke now I was doomed

Dropped tha double barrel grabbed tha harpoon

As I swung tha fat girl fell

Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale

That's tha story it's quite ill

And all fat girls y'all besta chill

All overweight freaks stay off my block

Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

I got a fat girl on my jock fat girl

Got a fat girl on my jock...