ฟังเพลงThe Laughing Gnome

The Laughing Gnome - Selfish Gene

Written by：David Bowie

I was walking down the high street

When I heard footsteps behind me

And there was a little old man

In scarlet and gray chuckling away

Well he trotted back to my house

And he sat beside the telly

With his tiny hands on his tummy

Chuckling away laughing all day

Ha ha ha hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Ha ha ha hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Said the laughing gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools

And a glass of dandelion wine

Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne

Carried his bag and gave him a fag

In the morning when I woke up

He was sitting on the edge of my bed

With his brother whose name was Fred

He'd brought him along to sing me a song

Ha ha ha hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Ha ha ha hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Now they're staying up me chimney

And we're living on caviar and honey

'Cause they're earning me lots of money

Writing comedy prose for radio shows

Ha ha ha hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Ha ha ha hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Hee hee hee

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me