ฟังเพลงThe Man Ou The Flying Trapeze

The Man Ou The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones

As the crowd roars

To the center ring steps our fractured baritone

Are you in voice winstead

I believe I am in voice ohh professor

Ohh hoo once I was wappy uh once I was sappy

Uh sap I was wussy no no

Once I was happy but now I borlorn uh

Lorn I fow mow uh sigh on lie now uh

Nylons are free no no now I'm forlorn

Wuu

Like an old goat oh no not a goat that's an animal

Like an old coat that is tornered and tat

Uh teetered and torned

Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee

Uh ripped

Wuu

Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore

Uh to weep and to mourn

Betreaned by a jade in her means

No bemeaned by a trade for some jeans

No bejeaned by a teen with some jade

No betrayed by a maid in her teens oh

He floats by his hair ooh

Not by his hair that would hurt

Speaking of hair a man came up to me today and said

Doodles your hair is getting thin

And I said well who wants fat hair

That's a killer wuu

He floats through the air with the aidest of grease

With the latest of fleas uh with plates full of cheese

No no with the birds and the bees uh he can't miss

Wuu

The manning young dare uh the daring young mare

He's not a horse that's silly he'd break his neck

The fanny young Dan the danny young fan

He's an awful old ham

Uh he's a young fellow about my age

You know a funny thing happened

A man came up to me and said

Doodles doodles did you leave home

I said I left home

He said did you put the cat out

I said I didn't know he was on fire

That's a killer wuu

The daring young man on the flapping tripeze

Uh treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips

Uh flipping triflop

Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars wuu

His grations are axle no

His actions are horrible no

He's very good all girls he doth please

But my wuv he hath lollen astay

No the dove's in the hayloft away

No I'm on the road to Mandalay

No hey hey hey no now

Did you hear about the owl that married a goat

They had a hootenanny that's a killer wuu

He's the man on the flying trapeze