ฟังเพลงSiam

Siam (暹罗) - Spike Jones

You can look this wide world over

You can search both land and sea

But you'll never find another man like me

If you listen to my story

I will tell you who I am

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

There's no greater man

In Siam than I am

Oh when I go walking by the women

All give me the eye

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am

Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

I've got sixteen double chins

I'm father of Siamese twins

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

I'm the fastest man in Siam yes I am

There's no faster man

In Siam than I am

Lightning don't scare me a bit

'Cause I can dodge

I'm the fastest man in Siam yes I am

Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am

I'm the fastest man in Siam yes I am

When I call on my sweetheart

I get there long before I'm start

'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am

There's no richer man

In Siam than I am

I wear diamonds on my nose

And platinum toe nails on my toes

I'm the richest man in Siam

Yes I am

Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am

Oh no you ain't

Oh then the champion wondering

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am

I've got castles filled with gold

Liquor 99 years old

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am