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Vasectomy (结扎手术) - The Limeliters

Well I went to see my Doctor

I said doc I can't pay my bills

The rent's all spent

The truck's got a dent

And I think I'm gettin' the chills

From being forced to sleep alone

You see this house just ain't no home

I can't afford no kids

My life is on the skids

'Cause my woman says

Leave me alone

Unless you get a va

Sectomy

You ought to get a va

Sectomy

Just one little male alteration

Can keep us from another altercation

Get a va sectomy

You ought to get a va

Sectomy

Oh what a vas deferens there could be

Well the next thing I know

I'm laying on a table

With a light shinin' in my eyes

They strapped my wrists

They strapped my ankles

And they double strapped my thighs

The nurses were a gigglin'

And I was a wigglin'

Most uncomfortably

When the doc walked in

With a perverted grin

And here's what he said to me

It only hurts

For a little while

That's what they tell me

That's what they say

Oooeeeiy ooooh aiiiy oh

Ah

Well it's two weeks later

And I feel a little better

My mind is more at ease

The rent's still spent

The truck's got a dent

But my woman's no longer a tease

And even down at the office

There is a lot more interest in me

The girls all grin when I walk in

And brother they mean to please

A man with a va

Sectomy

You ought to get a va

Sectomy

Like a sun kissed orange

I've been squeezed

'Cause it's all juice and there's no seed

Wheather

Well a vasedctomy

You ought to get a va

Sectomy

Oh what a vas deferens

It's beginnin' to make a little sense

Oh what a vas deferens there could'

Here is the part that I like the most

It takes the danger out of bein' close

Oh what a vas deferens there could

They snip those little suckers right in two

And clamp 'em of with super glue

Oh what a vas deferens there could be