ฟังเพลงGee, Officer Krupke!

Gee, Officer Krupke! - The Jets/The Sharks and the Jets/Max Goberman Orchestra/Larry Kert

Written by：Stephen Sondheim/Leonard Bernstein

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke you gotta understand

It's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of hand

Our mothers all are junkies our fathers all are drunks

Golly Moses naturally we're punks

Gee Officer Krupke we're very upset

We never had the love that every child oughta get

We ain't no delinquents we're misunderstood

Deep down inside us there is good

There is good

There is good there is good

There is untapped good

Like inside the worst of us is good

That's a touching good story

Lemme tell it to the world

Just tell it to the Judge

Dear kindly Judge your honor my parents treat me rough

With all their m*******a they won't give me a puff

They didn't wanna have me but somehow I was had

Leapin' lizards that's why I'm so bad

Right Officer Krupke you're really a square

This boy don't need a Judge he needs an analyst's care

It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed

He's psychologically disturbed

I'm disturbed

We're disturbed we're disturbed

We're the most disturbed

Like we're psychologically disturbed

Hear ye hear ye

In the opinion of this court

This child is depraved on account

He ain't had a normal home

Hey I'm depraved

On account I'm deprived

So take him to a headshrinker

My father is a bastard my mom's an S.O.B

My grandpa's always plastered my grandma pushes tea

My sister wears a mustache my brother wears a dress

Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess

Yes Officer Krupke you're really a slob

This boy don't need a doctor just a good honest job

Society played him a terrible trick

And socialogically he's sick I am sick

We are sick we are sick we are sick sick sick

Like we're socialogically sick

In my opinion this child does not need

To have his head shrunk at all

Juvenile delinquency

Is purely a social disease

Hey I got a social disease

So take him to a social worker

Dear kindly social worker they say go earn a buck

Like be a soda jerker which means like be a schmuck

It's not I'm anti social I'm only anti work

Glory Osky that's why I'm a jerk

Officer Krupke you done it again

This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen

It ain't just a question of misunderstood

Deep down inside him he's no good I'm no good

We're no good we're no good we're no earthly good

Like a pest a bug ain't no damn good

The trouble is he's lazy the trouble is he drinks

The trouble is he's crazy the trouble is he stinks

The trouble is he's growing the trouble is he's grown

Krupke we've got troubles of our own

Gee Officer Krupke

We're down on our knees

'Cause no one wants a fella

With a social disease

Gee Officer Krupke

What are we to do

Gee Officer Krupke

Krup you