ฟังเพลงDentist!

Dentist! - Franc Luz

Lyrics by：Howard Ashman

Composed by：Alan Menken

When I was younger

Just a bad little kid

My mama noticed funny things I did

Like shooting puppies with a BB Gun

I'd poison guppies and when I was done

I'd find a p***ycat and bash in it's head

That's when my mama said

What did she say

She said my boy I think some day

You'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist

You'll be a dentist

You have a talent for causing things pain

Son be a den

Son be a dentist

People will pay you to be inhumane inhumane

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

And teaching would suit you still less

Son be a dentist

You'll be a success

Here he is girls the leader of the plaque

Watch him suck up that gas oh my God

He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade

Oh that hurts

I'm not numb

Aw shut up open wide

Here I come

I am your dentist on this precious

And I enjoy the career that I picked

I am your dentist and your gracious

And I get off on the pain I inflict

Will love it

When I start extracting those molars

You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

Dentist

Though it may 'cause my patients distress distress

Somewhere somewhere in heaven above me

I know I know that my mama's proud of me

'Cause I'm a dentist

And a success

Say ahhh

Ahhh

Say ahhh

Ahhh

Now spit