ฟังเพลงMerry Mutha****** Xmas (2002 Remaster)

(Dolomite)

Come on over, honey

And give your uncle Dolomite a kiss

(kissing sounds)

Well, what you want, baby?

(Baby)

Would you tell me a story?

(Dolemite)

You want me to tell you a story?

(Baby)

Hell yeah!

(Other Baby)

Me too!

(Dolemite)

Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story

About the bad-ass Eazy-E

He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three

Listen and listen well

He's a bad muthafu-

(Mother)

Gimmie that god damn book!

Here, let me read you this one

Christmas in Compton

It was a silent night, yes, a holy night

Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaphxckkin' Wright

(Carolers)

Deck the halls with ***** of holly

Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to be jolly....

(Eazy-E)

Merry Christmas, muthaphxckka!

(Gun Shots)

(Verse 1: Eazy-E)

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!

While I'm riding that cot under the mistletoe

Now dashing through the snow

In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches)

Over the hills I go

Laughing at this ho

**** on her chin ring

Making me feel right

Oh what fun it is to know

That I'm gonna get this puxxy tonight

So ring them bells, ring them bells

She's taking it all the way

Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dxxk this way, hey

Ring them bells, ring them bells

She's taking it all the way

Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dxxk

Oh yay!

This is the season to get bitten

Compton crime lick and I'm smoking on this shxt

(Santa)

Ho ho ho, come sit on my face - I mean lap

And tell me what you want for Christmas, ho ho

(Verse 2: Menajahtwa)

I want a sleigh ride

A Christmas Eve stick of rum

She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cxm

A VCR on the set with nothing but pxrno flicks

Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper

Give me a **** for his cxck will be the party poppa

I dig a ho, crack a dough by the **** oh

I want to be having a good time fxckin' in tha snow

I made him drop to his knees

Yeah you know what's up

I said here's some candy canes eat'em up

I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes

Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot

I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy

I want him to shake me??

So all on the hunt, bon appetite

And a condom in a tree

(Eazy-E)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, my two front teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat

(Buckwheat)

Buckwheat is a wascal

That's no Christmas

And all the toys, boys and girls

fxck ya wishes

I not happy, overjoyed in this muthaphxckka

No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka

No shxt on the roof, cough up Rudolph's ****

When I was young I was the only kid

Who had enough guts to be

Good ole hearing on the East

I'd stay awake just to let America know

That Santa was a fake

I used to believe in Saint dxxk when Elvis was alive

But all the fxcking bullshxt got played when I was five

Years old, just stay young, bold writing

Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath

I got my two front teeth

Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and just spread me a leaf

Little kids, don't cry

When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fxcking lie

(Eazy-E)

On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me

Three pounds of indo

Two birds of cxcxxnx

And a A muthaphxckkin' K, bxtch

Eazy-E oh Eazy-E

Show us how you treat those bxtches

I saw mommy fxcking Eazy Claus

(Eazy-E)

Close the door, little bxtch

I'm getting these draws

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop

(Eazy-E)

I don't give a fxck

I'm getting Christmas cot

Ho ho ho and away I go

Oh Saint Nick's got a **** like a pole

(Woman 1)

Well where's our shxt?

(Woman 2)

This muthaphxckker's cheap

(Eazy-E)

Shut the fxck up, bxtches

And go back to sleep

(Verse 3: Will 1X)

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?

(Yo black, I want a job)

For my Christmas, all the fxcked up people

Want some corn-on-the-cob

A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nxgga'll eat some

Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Froot Loops

Now who's caroling in my window

Smokin' up indo

Mechalecha hi, make a high note

(apl.de.ap)

Get out my fxcking yard with your camel

You wanna get busy and Santa like a..

A bam balam bam like I am a rhymer, I'm talking

The Atban Klann will make shxt slam, it's Christmas time

The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam

(Will1X)

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?

Yo black, I want some cash

So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

(Atban Klann (Will1X & apl.de.ap))

Yo, here comes the Atban Klann rough and rugged

A rump pa bum bum

A rump pa bum bum

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

And have a fxcked up new year

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

And have a fxcked up new year

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

And have a fxcked up new year

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

And have a fxcked up new year

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas

And have a fxcked up new year

(Eazy-E)

You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

(Mother)

And they all went to prison

And lived fxcked up lives ever after