ฟังเพลงMr. I Do and the Doo Doos (Album Version)

Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos (Album Version) - Adam Sandler (亞當·桑德勒)

The boys say don't you do it

Get a grip for goodness sake

Why you getting married

Such a big league mistake

You lose all your freedom

When you're solo you got it made

But while you guys are home whackin' it

I'll be with my new wife gettin' laid have mercy

Well they say you'll have no privacy

The old lady's always there

But the good news is she'll blow me

And let me shoot it in her hair

So while you're all out searching

For that strange piece of trim

Remember I don't have to wear a condom

Whenever I stick it in no way

So you guys go watch your football

Trust me I'll be fine

'Cuz after we brunch with her mother

I'm comin' home to a sixty nine

And she'll go ah ah uh lickety lick

Oo ah that's my husband's dick

Now fellas I'll be thinkin' of ya

Even though I've moved on

You'll always be my homies

But I'm puttin' down the bong

'Cause my soulmate's my whole life now

I knew the first time I kissed her

But if she ever stops having s*x with me

I'll call you guys and we'll bang her sister ah yeah

Yeah if she ever stops having s*x with me

We'll all gang bang her hot sister