ฟังเพลงThe Hunting Song (Live)

The Hunting Song (Live) - Tom Lehrer

Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least

One item in the newspapers about somebody

Who has shot somebody else

Under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat

Perhaps maybe a large flesh colored squirrel At any rate

It seems to me that this marks an encouraging

New trend in the field of blood sports

And deserves a new type of hunting song

Which I present here with

I always will remember

It was a year ago November

I went out to hunt some deer

On a mornin' bright and clear

I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow

Two game wardens seven hunters and a cow

I was in no mood to trifle

I took down my trusty rifle

And went out to stalk my prey

What a haul I made that day

I tied them to my fender

And I drove them home somehow

Two game wardens seven hunters and a cow

The law was very firm it

Took away my permit

The worst punishment I ever endured

It turned out there was a reason

Cows were out of season

And one of the hunters wasn't insured

People ask me how I do it

And I say There's nothin' to it

You just stand there lookin' cute

And when something moves you shoot

And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now

Two game wardens seven hunters

And a pure bred Guernsey cow