ฟังเพลงA Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) - Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh extra cheese

Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

19 extra larges

What a shame no one came

Just us eating all alone

You said take the pizza home

No sense lettin' all this go to waste

So then I faced

Pizza all day and everyday

There's cheese round the clock

It's getting me blocked

And I sure don't care for irregularity

Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated

'Cause right now

I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated

In the bathroom

I sit and I wait and I strain and

I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain

Oh should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated

No no no

I was feeling pretty down

Till my girlfriend came around

We're just so alike in every way I gotta say

In fact I just thought I might

Pop the question there that night

I was kissing her so tenderly

But we is me

Who would uh guessed her family crest

I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh

And son of a gun it's just like the one on me

Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related

Believe me if I knew she was my cousin

We never would of dated

What to do now

Should I go ahead and propose

And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes

And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated

No no no

No no no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no

I had so much on my mind

I thought maybe I'd unwind

Try out that new roller coaster ride

And the guide

Said not to stand but that's a demand

That I couldn't meet I got on my feet

And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see

Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated

This really is a major inconvenience

Oh man I really hate it

It's such a drag now

Can't eat I can't breathe

I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated

Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated

Yeah yeah

I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated

What a bummer

I can't blink I can't cough

I can't sneeze

But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now

Haven't been the same since my head and

I were separated

No no no