ฟังเพลงIf Momma Was Married

Louise

If Momma was married

We'd live in a house

As private as private can be

Just Momma three ducks five canaries

A mouse two monkeys one father six turtles

And me

If Momma was married

June

If Momma was married

I'd jump in the air

And give all my toe shoes to you

I'd get all those hair ribbons

Out of my hair

And once and for all

I'd get Momma out too

If Momma was married

Louise

Momma get out your white dress

You've done it before

June

Without much success

Both

Momma God speed and God bless

We're not keeping score

What's one more or less

Oh Momma say yes

And waltz down the aisle

While you may

Louise

I'll gladly support you

I'll even escort you

June

And I'll gladly give you away

Both

Oh Momma get married today

June

If Momma was married there wouldn't be any more

Let me entertain you let me make you smile

I will do some kicks

Louise

I will do some tricks

June

Sing out Louise

Louise

Smile baby

Momma please take our advice

We aren't The Lunts

June

I'm not Fanny Brice

Both

Momma we'll buy you the rice

If only this once

You wouldn't think twice

It could be so nice

If Momma got married to stay

Louise

But Momma gets married

June

And

Louise

Married

June

And

Louise

Married

Both

And never gets carried away

Oh Momma

Oh Momma

Oh Momma

Get married today