ฟังเพลงCocktales

Cocktales - Too $hort

These are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like dirty my raps

You can go to hell

'Cause short dog's on the mic

Telling cocktales

H-E-A-D

All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p

You just a big freak

You better not complain

When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name

If you a fake bitch

Ain't no thank

I pick up the phone and call Denine

If I call Marie, I know for a fact

I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi

Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie

She had a girl friend her name was Vicky

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

She was fine as fuck but can't fuck with Tina

Tina Tina the sperm cleaner

I took her to my house and I told her strip

Baby got freaky started doin' the splits

I said biotch

Do what you want

'Cause a true blue mac won't even front

I fucked her with my finger

She tried to cum

Pussy so tight wouldn't give me none

I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk

I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk

My dick is big and her nigga had a little one

I didn't fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun

I know you stop and wonder just what it is

Its the California lifestyle that I live

See I'm from the crew

Dangerous bitch

Tellin' everybody about this freaky shit

I know this bitch name Annette

You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick

Hello freak

Won't say no for shit

You and her all alone nigga thats yo bitch

I know another freak

Her names Joanne

I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can

Finest bitch around ain't got no man

Every time she cross my mind

I go fuck her again

Shes like another freak

Named Christina

Bitch so dumb I named her misdemeanor

'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb

I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that shit

She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that bitch

And go dig in them guts like a gardner

If she start screamin' I'mmafuck the bitch harder

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps

You can go to hell

'Cause short dog's on the mic

Telling cocktales

I meet the groupies

Hookers like Kathy

Fuckin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty

See her backstage tryina throw that ass

She just like to freak

And she had to pass me that pussy

You can't stop the bitch

Let her roll on those and then drop her rich

My name is short

My game is long

I freak these hoes

And sing these songs

I know a bitch named Stephanie

Do anything she can to have sex with me

She really don't bring out the best in me

But I love her fine ass layin' next to me

Shes like another freak named Nicole

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

I took her to my house

She gave me the panties

I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie

Angie called me up about two weeks later

Talkin' some shit about do me player

So I did her

Just like Tamera

Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera

Next they told a bitch

Named Raquel

Got my skin all under her fingernails

She was diggin' in my back while I grind the shit

That was way back

Now I can't find the bitch

But if I do I'll probably do the same again

Break the bitch for everything

'Cause I came to pimp

I'm Too Short baby

I don't stop mackin'

I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'

You can bet yo life

As I spit these raps I'll be fuckin' em up like that

Biotch

I know a bitch

Her name is Sheri

I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married

Pussy so good and I do mean very

Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy

I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice

Yeah but make me mad and I'll fuck your wife

Have fun with your bitch

Have her sprung on my dick

I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch

Like my other little tramp

Named Erica

Anywhere I wanna fuck

Thats where I fuck

'Cause shes the frekiest bitch in America

And everytime I get the pussy

I just tear it up

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps

You can go to hell

'Cause short dog's on the mic

Telling cocktales

Biotch

And it don't stop to the beat