ฟังเพลงMy Perfect Cousin

My Perfect Cousin - The Remains

Written by：Michael Bradley/Damian Stephen O'neil

Now I've got a cousin called Kevin

He's sure to go to heaven

Always spotless clean and neat

At smooth that you get them

He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket

My ma said they cost a packet

She won't even let me explain

That me and Kevin were just not the same

Oh my perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn't

He's his family's pride and joy

His mother's little golden boy

He's got a degree in economics

Maths studies and bionics

He thinks that I'm a cabbage

'Cause I hate University Challenge

Even at the age of ten

Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then

He always beat me at Subbuteo

'Cause he flicked the kick and I didn't know

Oh my perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn't

He's his family's pride and joy

His mother's little golden boy

His mother bought him a synthesizer

Got the Human League into advise her

Now he's making lots of noise

Playing along with the Art school boys

Girls try to attract his attention

But what a shame

It's in vain total rejection

He will never be left on the shelf

'Cause Kevin he's in love with himself

Oh my perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn't

He's his family's private joy

His mother's little golden boy