ฟังเพลงI Wanna Be a Producer

Nathan Lane - I Wanna Be A Producer

Unhappy unhappy very unhappy

Unhappy unhappy

Very very very very very very very unhappy

Oh I debits all duh morning

An I credits all duh ebning

Until dem ledgers be right

Until dem ledgers be right

I spend my life accounting

With figures and such

Unhappy

To what is my life amounting

It figures not much

Unhappy

I have a secret desire

Hiding deep in my soul

It sets my heart afire

To see me in this role

I wanna be a producer

With a hit show on Broadway

I wanna be a producer

Lunch at Sardi's every day

I wanna be a producer

Sport a top hat and a cane

I wanna be a producer

And drive those chorus girls insane

I wanna be a producer

And sleep until half-past two

I wanna be a producer

And say

You you you not you

I wanna be a producer

Wear a tux on opening nights

I wanna be a producer

And see my name Leo Bloom in lights

He wants to be a producer

Sell it girls

Of a great big Broadway smash

Don't forget the balcony

He wants to be a producer

Every pocket stuffed with cash

He wants to be a producer

Pinch our cheeks til we cry

Ouch

Eek

Ooh

Oh

Ahh

Yes

He wants to be a producer

With a great big casting couch

I wanna be

He wants to be

I wanna be

He wants to be

I wanna be the greatest grandest

And most fabulous producer in the world

He wants to be a producer

He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke

I just gotta be a producer

Drink champagne until I puke

Drink champagne til he pukes

I wanna be a producer

Show the world just what I've got

I'm gonna put on shows

That will enthrallem

Read my name in Winchell's column

I wanna be a producer

'Cause it's everything I'm not

Unhappy unhappy

So unhappy

Very very very very very

Very very very sad

I wanna be a producer

Hold everything

What I am I doing here

Mr Bialystock was right

There is a lot more to me

Than there is to me

Stop the world I wanna get on

I'm gonna be a producer

Sound the horn and beat the drum

I'm gonna be a producer

Look out Broadway here I come