ฟังเพลงStuck

Stuck - Andy Karl/Groundhog Day The Musical Company/Tim Minchin

Lyrics by：Tim Minchin

Composed by：Tim Minchin

I have a degree that's nice

In alternative therapy okay

Took an online course for a week or two maybe we should

I think we should begin with a nice bit of reiki reiki

Unblock your chi what's chi

It's dooby dooby tralala

It's holistic therapy what does that mean

It's energy

Vibrations and something magnets

And doopydiddly papapa

Now piss what piss I just piss into

This I don't have any

I'll analyze your isotopes and

Something something quantum quantum

I'm stuck I'm just

I think you're allergic to gluten

Stuck I'm it's like I feel like I'm trapped in a loop

Like I'm stuck in time

Well I think cutting out gluten I'm is the smartest solution fine

Better a diet of soup soup

Made of rhino foreskin

I think I've lost my mind

I can't seem to find my way out of

An enema what would you like an enema

Existentially I'm

Some essential oils

Essentially I'm

Organic teas

Who needs enemas with friends like

I don't even know if I believe

What I'm saying

This guy is clearly nuts

But he is desperate and he's paying

Statistically he might as

Well be sitting home and praying

For all the good that I can do

I don't have a fricking clue what I'm doing

Though there are things that

We just don't know

It doesn't mean you shouldn't

Give giving an answer a go

Now open your buttocks a wee bit

I'm not sure how this will help

I just want to get to the bottom of it

I'm stuck I'm just stuck

I have a PHD finally

In psychiatric pharmacology

I specialize in mental illness good

In cows wha

Let's treat your depression with a course of fluoxetol

I'm not depressed

You're not

No

You must be delusional so

Take some acepromazine and

A couple of procaprimine

And quietly I'd advise ya

To try this tranquiliser

Although maybe you should

Just take half okay

It says whole ones for cows I'm not a

And half for calves right

I don't even know if I believe

What I'm saying

This guy is clearly nuts but

He is desperate and he's paying

Statistically he might as well

Be sitting home and praying

For all the good that I can

Do I don't have a fricking clue

In my medicine cupboard

There's a bunch of lron hubbard

There are only twelve steps

And they shouldn't take long

We just need a sample of your

Stool and your semen

You have satan within you

We must exorcise your demons

Take this pill

Read this book

Eat your vegetables uncooked

It's your karma

It's just toxins

It's for constipated oxen

Well that ought a loosen you up

I am stuck f**k okay

One I'm still sleeping and this

I'm just dreaming it two it's a prank

And everyone's in on it three

It's a flashback from when I was twenty

And ate magic mushrooms and

Thought I was aquaman

Four it's some kind of reality

Show five it's amnesia six it's a stroke

I think I am losing my mind

That'll be 500 bucks

What the f**k

A cheque is fine

Fine

Karma

Toxins

Enema

Oxen

Jesus

Alcohol