A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance - Fred Astaire

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't even wrestle

You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France

I haven't got a chonce (chance) this is a fine romance

A fine romance my good woman

My strong aged-in-the-wood woman

You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance with snow tuchess

A fine romance with snow tuchess

You never give those orchids I send a glance

Though you like cactus plants

This is a fine romance

A boy a good man