If You Can't Beat Them Join Them

If You Can't Beat Them Join Them - Klaus Cornfield

Written by：John Richard Deacon

Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely

Don't let them get you down

Ain't no use in sitting all alone and

Hangin' around for someone to call

But you won't hear knocking at all

Don't run and hide

Even if it hurts you inside

So I say

Get it give up and count them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

You gotta do it 'cos it makes you feel good

Keep your fingers off my money

Don't try and pull me down

You're taking me out to wine and dine me

Trying to wind

Me round and around

Invite me to your little contract

For a happend to see you could play dirty

I tell you what I'll do about that

Oh yeah

Kick it of

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

You've got to do it 'cos it makes you feel good

Go

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't beat them join them

If you can't

Kick them all