Don't Believe In Christmas

Well mom and dad said be good

So I did what I should

I hung my stocking on a wall

I didn't get a thing at all

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Well stayin' up late at night

To see Santa Claus fly

Well sure enough don't ya know

The fat boy didn't show

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Well I tried to get a little kiss

From a pretty little miss

She slapped me down and said You jerk

Mistletoe doesn't work

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

All right

Well Rudolf the reindeer

Makin' little kids cheer

The reason that his nose shine

Santa gives him moonshine

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Ah decorate the street lights

People gettin' half tight

One hand will slap ya back

The other one will take ya jack

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

All right