Who Shot Sam

Well I met Sammy Sampson down in new Orleans

He had a lot of money and a long limousine

Took us honky tanking on a Saturday night

We met silly Millie everything was alright

Her eyes started rolling we should've went a bowling

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Now Sam and silly Millie at a half past four

Were rocking and rolling on a hardwood floor

Then dirty guard barged in on the fun

Silly Millie got jealous and she pulled out a gun

Tables started crashing 44 was a flashing

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Well the police the fire chief highway patrol

Was knocking down the front door with a big long pole

Sammy was a lying on the cold cold floor

Shot through the middle with a 44

Millie was a crying Sam was surely dying

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Now they took silly Millie to jail downtown

They were gonna book her for shooting old Sam

The judge gave her 20 Millie said that's a lot

You shouldn't give me nothing he's already half shot

Drinking white lightning started all the fighting

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Well the police the fire chief highway patrol

Was knocking down the front door with a big long pole

Sammy was a lying on the cold cold floor

Shot through the middle with a 44

Millie was a crying Sam was surely dying

WAM BAM who shot Sam my my