Purple People Eater

Purple People Eater (紫红色食者) - So What!

In these days of flying saucers and sputniks

You expect almost anything to happen

The thing the fly the mole people the gamma people

The indestructible fossil man the amazing colossal man

The body snatchers the high incredible brain scratchers

I was a teenage werewolf I was a 50 foot woman

And other unidentifiable flying objects

I dismissed them all as being science fiction

They belonged on a library shelf

But here I am facing contradiction

'Cause it happened to me myself

The sky turned red and then it turned green

I couldn't catch my breath

And then there was a roar of thunder

That scared me half to death

Then I saw it yeah I saw it yes

I saw a thing a coming out of the sky

It had one long horn and one big eye

I commenced shaking and I said ooo ee

It looks like a purple people eater to me

We had one live one horned

Flying purple people eater

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree

I said mister purple people eater don't eat me

He looked at me and then he said

I wouldn't eat you 'cause you is red

One eyed flying purple people eater

One horned flying purple people eater

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me

I said mister purple people eater

What's your line

He said eating purple people

And it sure is fine

But that's not the reason that I came to land

I wanna get a job in a rock 'n' roll band

Well whisper so rock 'n' roll

Flying purple people eater

Pigeon toed undergrowed

Flying purple people eater

He wears short shorts

Flying purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me

Well he went on his way

And then whadda'ya know

I saw him last night on the sullivan show

Blowing it out really knocking 'em dead

Blowing purple music through the horn in his head

Well bless my soul rock 'n' roll

Flying purple people eater

Pigeon toed undergrowed

Flying purple people eater

So all you blue people all you red people

Better watch what you do

Or else the purple people eaters might eat you