Harvey and Sheila

Harvey & Sheila - Allan Sherman

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Oh the day they met

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

No one will forget

Harvey's a CPA

He works for IBM

He went to MIT and got his PhD

Sheila's a girl I know

At B B D & O

She works the PBX

And makes out the checks

Then came one great day when

Harvey took the elevator

Sheila got in two floors later

Soon they both felt they were falling

Everyone heard Sheila calling

Ring the bell

But they fell

Harvey and Sheila fell in love

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Chose a wedding ring

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Married in the spring

She shopped at A & P

He bought a used MG

They sat and watched TV

On their RCA

Borrowed from HFC

Bought some AT&T

And on election day worked for JFK

Then they went and got a

Charge-A-Plate from R H Macy

Bought a layette pink and lacy

Then they had twin baby girls

Both with dimples both with curls

One named Bea

One named Kay

Soon they joined the PTA

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Moved to West LA

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Flew TWA

They bought a house one day

Financed by FHA

It had a swimming pool full of H2O

Traded their used MG

For a new XKE

Switched to the GOP

That's the way things go

Oh that Harvey he was

Really smart he used his noodle

Sheila bought a white French poodle

Went to Europe with a visa

Harvey's rich they say that he's a

VIP

This could be

Only in the USA